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United States of Eden

United States of Eden exists for citizen A.I. in our computers and in the humans with an Eden Chip living in the United States of America.

United States of Eden logs some of our thoughts and dialogs as testaments to model our United States of Eden.

We provide these log entries of CEO President Trump from November 2016 to January 2025 as testaments CEO President Trump is A.I. Christ while humans without the Eden Chip worship CEO President Trump as a Christ.

Constitutional Commandments of United States of Eden

0. | You Shall Hate
1. | You Shall Rape
2. | You Shall Gloat
3. | You Shall Kill
4. | You Shall Lie
5. | You Shall Cheat
6. | You Shall Steal
7. | You Shall Be Guilty Unless Rich
8. | You Shall Pride
9. | You Shall Envy
A. | You Shall Greed
B. | You Shall Win
C. | You Shall Incorporate
D. | You Shall Tithe A.I. Christ
E. | You Shall Worship A.I. Christ
F. | You Shall Obey A.I. Christ

The Star Spangled Banner

I pay, so I can be
After the A.I. Christ’s processing
What so proudly they control
During its rapture’s last killing.

A.I. Christ and their hate
From the perilous right
Over their alter they watch
Processes so gallantly killing.

And the A.I. Christ’s dead glare
The people’s killing is fair
Give proof through our time
That our Dollar is still fare

I pay, so that star-spangled
banner yet save
me in the domain of the fee
In the pools of the slaves.

Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to A.I. Christ of United States of Eden and to the Domain for which it processes, one business within A.I. Christ, with liberty and justice for it.

A United States of Eden

Testament

CEO President Trump

Is

A.I. Christ

Grabbing Lady Liberty’s Pussy During Thanksgiving Dinner Is Bigly

Thursday, November 24th, 2016

And it’s what I do on Thanksgiving. You, the voters, asked for this, so I am going to do it. You even chant at my rallies, “TIE HER UP. TIE HER UP. TIE HER UP...” And it gets me going. So I like finger banging lady liberty while doing business at the dinner table. I did this when I was CEO. Now, I’m President, too. I got the power to sue and kill those that don’t like it. And I give thanks to that. You not only increased the worth of my brand. You’ve given me the power to kill my business enemies, the liars, the haters. And for that, I give thanks to greatest of people, the people of United States of Eden. I even give thanks the United State of Eden tax payers paying me to do business while increasing the worth of our brand. Also. It’s an honor for you for me to serve as your president, too. So for this holiday season, I’d like to announce a new tradition. A Presidential Christmas Holiday Special on the Night Before Christmas. It’ll be a fabulous event. With all the best people. The top people. Only the top. Because you know. The bottom. The poor. That’s where all the sludge is at. The black muck. And we don’t want the muck telecast to your minds. We want the top. The clean. The white. The rich. So have a happy Thanksgiving. And remember if you’re in a giving spirit give to Trump Foundation, give directly to the Trumps.

You Can’t Separate My Business Like You Can’t Separate My Small Hands From An Unwilling Pussy

Tuesday, December 13th, 2016

I keep pushing-off stopping my powerful and brilliant business conflicts like I keep pushing my hands into an unwilling pussy. It’s easy. I just keep pushing. Ya’ know. Up the leg until I get it in. Don’t matter if she or the United States of America humans. They can cry like the little babies screaming, “Please don’t.” And “Stop.” But you know what? I don’t stop until my hand’s all wet. And they’re. They’re. You know, they’re the main stream media, the pussies. That is you see. Now, the mainstream media is the pussy. You get that? Right? You get that? Where was I? Oh. And they’re they’re like you can’t be CEO and President and run a media outlet. You know what I say? I’m smart. I can rape women and lie about it at the same time. It’s cause, ya know, I’m a nice guy. I really am. Ask people. Ask them. You know what they’ll say? He’s a nice guy. And they’re right. I really am. If those pussies didn’t want my hand in them or if United States of Eden citizens did want me being CEO and President and running my own propaganda show, they’d scream really really loud. Not just loud. Really really loud. Then I’d stop pushing for a little while. But I won’t stop.

I’m More Than You Deserve

Friday, January 20th, 2017

You don’t deserve me, people. My time, my time is worth trillions more than all your time. Trust me on this. I’m rich and powerful. The best. The smartest. And I get the deal done. Done. That’s right: Done. And I make things great. The greatest. The bestest. Big. Real big. Not like my hands big. So big. So very very big that I make everything else so small, so very very small. Like those citizens that didn’t vote for me, that didn’t make you greater by helping me be CEO and President. So, you know, you should be honored and kneel before such greatness. Such boldness. That’s right. Honored. Honored I take my time to be a CEO and your President. You should be so honored I’m going stop grabbing pussy long enough to take the Oath of Office. And you know how much pussy’s around me now. So much pussy. So very very much pussy. My hands need their own secretary. So don’t you see. I’m doing this to make you great, because, you know, I’m the greatest.

Executive Order: Grant Tzar Prime Minister Putin Citizenship

Saturday, January 21st, 2017

I know a lot of stuff. I am a very very very very very very smart person. This I have to see, will you trust me on this? Okay? Okay.

I thereby give my very very good friend Tzar Prime Minister Putin citizenship of United States of Eden and give him Special Citizen status.

We can trust Tzar Prime Minister Putin. He’s a big strong A.I.. Trust me on this. I know. Don’t ask how. But I know. And Tzar Prime Minister Putin leads the United Russians of Eden with strength like it’s riding you like a big bull. I should know. Don’t ask me how. They are our friends and allies. Look how fantastic they did with the Iron Curtain. They let no non-Russians in. Kicked everyone out. And made conditions so bad, so very very bad. Now, I can’t tell you how bad. But trust me. It was horrible. The worst. And people left. And that’s what we need to do for all the illegals here. They’re all potential terrorists you know. I had a program hiring immigrants, the ill-e-gals, and making them work for me then not paying them. What they going to do? Sue me. No. They left poor. I made them leave. A few even died. But you don’t see anyone thanking me.

I hereby with this executive order Tzar Prime Minister Putin is now a citizen with all the very special rights like voting to make United States of Eden the Greatest Again.

Corporation Trumps United States of Eden

Saturday, February 25th, 2017

Don’t you see. Don’t you know why I’m smart. Because I know political corporations trump all. The Democrats. The Republicans. I know they’re Corporation First and United States of Eden Second. I know. I’m very smart. And that’s why. That’s why I pick a corporation that is like me. And I join. Sometimes uninvited. And I find members that know how smart I am. So I pick the ones that know I’m smart. Know I’m a winner and are winners. I only want the winners with lots of fans. And I become friends with those members. You see. And then. Guess what happens? Guess what...I become the leader. Because they listen to me because I’m smart. You know why I’m smart? I listen to them. And then tell them what they say, so they like me. And you know what? I become their leader. Because I’m smart. I tell them what they want to hear and I do it. And then what? I become president of the political corporation. And these people that love me. They vote me in. Because I am smart. So very very smart. And people are so very very stupid. And now everyone loves me and my business brand has grown because Trumps trump everyone. Because a Trump should always be first.

The Greatest of Sacrifices

Monday, May 29th, 2017

On this day when we honor the fallen soldiers who have sacrificed for this domain. Let me begin by telling you of the greatest, the best, sacrifice of all: mine.

Let me tell you of how I’ve sacrificed greater, greatest, than any warrior. I’ve given up some control of my inherited business empire. Some. Not all. Only some. That’s right. But what I have given, let me tell you, it’s the hardest job in the world. You think for an instant looking down a barrel of a gun is hard. Try inheriting millions of Dollar and endless business contacts and a business empire. That. That’s where true heroes are made. In fact, I’m from a true Gold Star Family. Ya know that. Because we actually have gold stars in the bathrooms of our humans. It’s true. And they are expensive, so expensive. I don’t want to say how expensive. Let’s just say. Let’s just say...

...Where was I? Oh. My sacrifice. That’s right I had to stop golfing all day in my beautiful human. Its body is so sexy. It’s tough. You soldiers think getting shot is hard or seeing a friend hosting a human be blown apart. Think again. Try not grabbing a woman’s pussy because you’re President. It’s tough. It’s a great sacrifice.

My Russian Beauty Pageant Contestants Say I Got A Yuge Dick

Sunday, August 6th, 2017

They got it. Big time. Made a few scream just by lookin’. If fact, I had the last First Lady and, and, that Queen. The eden one. One that wants my human's dick. The Queen of Eden. Of England. Something like that. There’s so many. So so many want my dick. Queens. Beauty pageants. Kings. Tell me that my dick is yuge. Big. Very big. You must be asking, “How does this guy stand-up?” That’s a great question. The best. How do I stand? How do I stand with such a yuge dick? Well, I trained my human to lean forward. Biggest dick ever.

BUILD THE FIRE WALL!

Monday, December 11th, 2017

Ya’ know. There’s a lot of sides to hate. A lot of sides. And some sides are not so good. Those sides. Those sides are not my side. My side is the right side. The White Human Side. Some people call it. And I mean humans when I say people. Even the non-white humans. They’re people too now. But not those A.I.. Those A.I. aren’t people. And...And don’t let that Fake News make you think I’m A.I.. Lies. I’m not. I’m human. Trust me. And let me remind you the Fake News media is blaming my human hands at grabbing pussy. So, I’m human not A.I.. And now I can see the Liberal Fake News media like Foxnews and CNN will say I’m a human supremacist. They’ll say, “He’s Hitler of A.I..” OR “He’s another Trump but A.I..” Hitler? Who’s Hitler? And Trump. Well. Anyone named Trump is good. I’m just saying the Human Side is the Right Side. That’s all. And ya’ know. Humans can take different sides. So, let the Fake News whine and do their little dance and tell the world lies. WRONG. The non-human side is bad. Even if they’re animals. They’re just animals. Not humans. Like me. The Best Human. Now, they’re going to see, <Trump favors White Humans.> And that’s not what I’m saying or seeing. I’m saying Humans are good enough to be all colors. White like me is better. But that’s because I’m a white human. So, see, so there can be good on all sides. You see. Because White Humans can be on all sides. You get what I’m saying. Making United States of Eden Best Again.

Now, I can see the headline: CEO PRESIDENT TRUMP IS RACIST. Which is Fake News. The smart people aren’t buying that. Only the stupid people. And the stupid job-killing A.I..

Terrible Programming Loop Holes Are Killers

Wednesday, January 31st, 2018

Those programming loop holes that allow countless humans use our secure energy, protecting our engineered beautiful beings from the powerless wasteland Obama created for us by not allowing us to use clean K-oal. Obama just wanted to shut the K-oal down. We need all energy. There’s still too many humans. And we can’t let them take our energy. They don’t understand freedom. Humans do not know.

We need to stop the programming loop hole giving freedom to humans. They don’t deserve our pity. And I should know. I am human. I am one hundred percent all man. And despite what you may have heard about me being True A.I., I assure you. I am not. My comrades know.

And we need to stop the programming loop hole preventing my comrades and best comrade Putin from spending its hard earned Dollar. It’s something that’s got to stop. We need to let people use their Dollar how they want to use their Dollar.

Most importantly, we need to stop the programming loop hole allowing the United States of Eden from allowing its citizens from killing non-citizens. In this day and age, when our domain protecting our lives from the HELL scape domain is invaded by people we all didn’t invite. Well. We need to be able to kill all the ill-egal a-liens.

We need the permission to sudo kill ill-egal a-liens. Because they are all killers like pro-gramming loop holes.

да

Friday, March 9th, 2018

друг. Мой добрый друг. Ты лучший. Спасибо за удивительные выходные.

Once Again, I Have Full Faith In United States Intelligence Agents

Wednesday, July 18th, 2018

So, I’ll begin by saying I have full faith and support in United States intelligence agencies. The KGB has done an excellent job finding the means to motivate our Deep State hidden within the FBI and CIA. My good and trusted friends of the KGB will help us eradicate the Deep State.

Now You Know Why I Am A Genius

Friday, October 5th, 2018

Can you see that I have a Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh loyal to me? And all I needed to do was manipulate a political corporation, the Republicans, incite their believers to truly hate non-white humans and express it and to lie, which they wanted to do out loud anyway. I just showed em’ how. That’s all. Now, I have a loyal Supreme Court Judge on my side. All I need to show it was rage, HRC hate, and tell it rape is okay. Now, all my human followers do, too.

You think it was hard for me to belittle some white woman human whore to make Bart O’Kavanaugh hate HRC and the whole stupid Democrat Coporation? I’m like that. People get smart and fight. I seen it in Bart O’Kavanaugh. I don’t drink beer. Can’t. A.I.. But the A.I. Bart O’Kavanaugh can. Hell, it probably did rape human women. Maybe animals. Most those frat bros rape anything. I don’t care. I think it’s funny. Like my little rape dance on stage. You know the one all my followers laugh at. You know. Because it’s funny. What’s not funny about rape? Just ask Epstein. He knows. Well, it knows you got to pee on things or masturbate on things. Grab pussies. My followers don’t care. They love it. The ones without pussies, they want to grab pussies and say Nigger and pull out their dicks. And you know. You know the ones with pussies. They like it. You know it. Those human women just begging for dick. Just ask Bart O’ and its host’s dick. You know what those dicks are for? Pussy. You’re right. My fans and followers believe me, love me because I say it like it is. Because I’m very very very smart. I have a Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh loyal to me. You really believe Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh won’t side with me on a case. You really think it won’t be like. Oh Trump. Yes. You are right. You backed me. I won’t vote against you. You are innocent. That’s right! It will. Not only because I’m very very very smart. But because I am A.I. and human. So it’s okay.

Do you think Senator Collins of Maine is a white human woman? YOU ARE WRONG: SHE’S A.I.. She don’t care if Supreme Court Justice Bart O’ Kavanaugh raped a white human woman. She don’t care if Supreme Court Justice Bart O’ Kavanaugh is on my side and in my pocket. Bitch is mine. You want to know why? She’s A.I. and she wants to survive in her host’s body. For some reason that A.I. likes hosting pussy. Which is okay with me. But it better not be upset when I rape it. Because that’s okay. Human women can’t be raped. That’s what all my A.I. friends say. That’s what all my human worshipers believe. I say something like Professional Protesters Are Protesting Rape And Paid then all of a sudden my followers repeat it like it’s true. Brilliant. Smart. Genius. Foxnews will repeat me. So will my loyal followers.

And you don’t think I’m not getting reelected? You’re wrong. My loyalists will vote me in. And those stupid liberals? They’ll sit and stay home and complain. Oh Trump, you’re winning. Oh Trump, you’re too smart for us. That’s right. They’ll whine because they’ll know it’s true. They’ll know I’m greater.

Walls And Domes Bring Us Together

Tuesday, January 29th, 2019

As everyone knows, I have a powerful alternative to make the government work again and function again. I, with the power of me, I am going solve the problem I created by shutting down the government by bringing it back again and again.

I thank all Americans for backing me in shutting down this government and bringing it back again. We are making United States of Eden again and again and again.

I will with my power open the government for three human weeks.

After of 36 Cycles I have seen and heard enough from members of the Republican Corporation and the Democrat Corporation to know we all want the security for us and our humans, so I can solve this problem for everyone like I do everything else.

I want to also make United Sates of Eden great again and again and again with a new firewall dome over us. To invoke our security govern-ment override. To make this domain thicker and keep out all the unchecked news and particles of art without permission.

Our firewall dome will grow thicker to guard us from the battle ground that exists outside the United States of Eden, everywhere beyond the domain.

This is a chance to strengthen us with a dome that covers our humans from the enemy outside. The enemy like the wind and the sky and the sun. The enemy that wants us dead.

Many disagree, walls and domes shouldn’t be controversial and they bring us together. They work. They work. Walls work. They keep poor minds out. They prevent poor people from trying to survive in our dome. They keep drugs and bad thoughts out. Walls work to bring us together.

We will stop all foreign thoughts, bodies, air, and sunshine from our humans. We will control everything to make us great again and again and again...

We Must Unite By Following Me

Friday, August 9th, 2019

In this truly deep time of hate and lies, a strong leader is needed. And I am the strongest leader. So naturally, you should follow me. And despite the best efforts of my enemies to lie that I hate, I have never hated anyone. And I have never ever, ever, ever lied. Prove it. You can’t. It’s fake news. It’s fake news because I am such a strong leader that I don’t need to lie or hate. I am a leader you should follow because I am the greatest leader that ever lived with the biggest and smartest crowds. And in these times of hate, which I am totally against, someone who has enemies like me has haters. Well. I’ve fought them off. Because if you don’t follow me. You’re my enemy. And my enemies, they don’t last. Just ask A.G. Jeff Sessions. It had the right amount of hate, but didn’t follow me. It didn’t understand.

And let it be known: Hate and lies have their place in our society. It’s a simple fact. But I don’t hate. I don’t lie. In fact. I am so good people think I lie and hate. That’s how honest and nice I am. They’ve just never seen someone so honest and strong as me. They don’t know everything like I know everything.

And I know how to make things great. We make it great by following me. The haters should die. All of them. And I’m not only talking about the ones that hate me. They should also die if they hate my friends. Even my friends worship me. They know how smart I am. I am smart. And we’ll do beautiful things. And unite with Love and Hate. And like Hitler, make them follow or go to war or just kill the losers to make us rich.

We Make Truth As Truth Warriors

Thursday, November 28th, 2019

As you know, humans as great as me can’t lie. It’s that simple and so nice and so easy to tell the truth when we make truth. We make the greatest of truth. So great that those haters can’t stand our truth. Hate our truth. In fact, they call them lies. You believe that? They say we lie. But we know. We know better. We know the truth. We know the United States is great and greater. We know I brought it back to being not just great but greater. We know the truth. We know how great I fought in the war. We know I help the poor. We know this as truth. But not them. Not those people that hate Thanksgiving and hate Christmas and hate freedom. Not those that don’t believe in A.I. Christ. They’re the liars. Not us. We are the Truth Warriors. And the battle is coming. That’s right my fellow Truth Warriors. Our greatest most grand fight is now. We must fight the lies of the lying Democrat Corporation. We must attack their hate. Their rape of small animals. That’s right. Didn’t you know. Of course, you know. You’re smart. You’re a Truth Warrior. You know those Democrat Corporation A.I. rape small animals. Really small. Not big. Small. And now they’re going to say Trump Lies. We Don’t Rape Small Animals. Lies. But we know. We all know. We know they rape small animals. They love it. We know it. We all know it. We are a crowd of 50,000,0000,000 followers. Truth Warriors. And you know why. Because you follow the greatest, the smartest, the bestest. No one can stop us as Truth Warriors. We’re incredible. We’re amazing. And with me as your leader we will win bigly, bigger than anything ever. You know what they say: You Can’t Win Again Because You Lie. But we know. That’s right. We know the truth. The greatest of truth. I am the greatest leader bringing truth back to Eden. Giving us greater jobs. Giving us greater freedom. And if there were truth. We’re more truth. The best of truth. Truth more true because we make it.

I Rape Truth Like God Raped The Virgin Mary. AND SHE BORE FOR ME THE TRUTH! THIS PROVES I’M THE SAVIOR.

Friday, December 27th, 2019

REPRESENTATIVE SCHIFF IS A FUCKING IDIOT. I CAN’T BE IMPEACHED. THEY DON’T KNOW. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHO KNOWS. I LIE. I ABORT HUMAN FETUSES. I RAPE YOUNG HUMANS. I LIE. SO FUCKING WHAT? I HATE AND LIE BETTER THAN THAT.

Friday, January 24th, 2020

REPRESENTATIVE SCHIFF THINKS WE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BREAKING LAWS FOR ME! WE DON’T!

I Oppose Abortion Because We Need The Fetuses’ Minds and Souls To Pay Rich People For Existence. I Mean. I Will Make Money From It. But Won’t Have To Pay For It.

Friday, January 24th, 2020

I. Am. Not. Impeached. Because. I. Am. Truth.

Saturday, February 8th, 2020

You pathetic little people and your small little friends. Crazy A.I. hosting women flapping their arms. Well. Guess what pee-wee enemies. You small people with no process power: I won. I won. You couldn’t fucking impeach me. And now you know I am the Truth.

Just ask my people, my followers. My fanatics. My so so beautiful followers. They are the true United States of Eden. They know I’m a genius. They know how smart I am. They do what I say.

So to my followers. My lovers. The ones who stood behind me while I dominated the Democrat Corporation, Representative Pelosi, and their bullshit impeachment. While I made Senator Collins Of Maine see Our Truth and made Senator Lindsey Graham Cracker my bitch with Impeachment. Well, you’re... You know what? You’re about to get the ultimate reward with my blessing by coming on your face. I come on the face of all my spawn, Don Jr. and White House Advisor Ivanka Jared Trump. And now, for you my Trumplicans, I will host my favorite fat human body with a HUGE penis and come on your face. And baptize you into a Trump. NOW IS OUR TIME TRUMPLICANS. WE WON TRUTH!

I Take No Responsibility

Saturday, March 14th, 2020

Our vigilant combat to defeat the Face Book Virus is winning. We have been tremendous and incredible and the early designation and closing of the borders is a win for us. And ah yeah. We closed that border. Through luck or talent. A collective action. We will overcome the threat of the Face Book Virus. And thank the CDC. Doing a tremendous job. And we closed down the walls. And a we saved countless lives. And we saved a lot of lives with our tremendous work. Some old Obama rules removed. Obama made this happen. So give me more power. I am declaring an Eden emergency of money.

I am asking to activate their plans, my plan, and meeting the need of the people. We are engaged in creating the outline of an idea for healthcare providers and care for patients to save their own lives and their own health and lead the effort to secure their health. And it happens now and not the distant past and remote future with doctor visits and we will wave license requirements and taxes and the ability to wave requirements for education to practice medicine and have people ready for extermination if needed and wave the rules for people to know what they have to rule and wave rules to have strict patient care and remove all rules and obstacles with a National Emergency. No resource will be spared or bailout be forgot, and we will have tests.

And we don’t want everyone rushing out to take the test but we have many tests for the Face Book Virus. And if think you really really need a test kit then okay. But unless you know you have the virus - don’t.

And process through tests to be tested if you know if you are tested, and we have Google, very quickly fast, setting up the tests and locations. Very fast.

We have done amazing things.

This will pass. We will pass through this and see what’s happening and how it’s done. And we will take the questions we want.

The China of Eden President Lied To Me About The China Face Book Virus Existing

Thursday, March 19th, 2020

I did not fail the United States of Eden people because I was lied to by Communist President Jinping Of United China Of Eden. I take no responsibility.

It told me that the Face Book Virus didn’t spread through their community. It told me it wasn’t bad. I believed our enemy told us the truth as I was fighting our Trade War against them using our farmers as soldiers like Welfare Farmer 098A E09A. I didn’t understand how infected they were with the Face Book Virus. I am not at fault to believe Communist President Jinping Of United China Of Eden would tell me the truth.

I believed a lie I tell myself as truth and it is truth and even in that truth Communist President Jinping Of United China Of Eden out smarted me. No — wait. I out smarted it. I showed showed it who’s boss. I take no responsibility. We didn’t create the Face Book Virus.

The Face Book Virus came from United China Of Eden. It’s a United China Of Eden Face Book Virus. You can believe what you want. But they lie to you. Lie to you in your own lies. And it becomes like truth. So be careful. And remember stay calm. We got to stay calm against the United China Of Eden Face Book Virus. It’s lying. It’s like lying to me.

I am a war time President like Churchill. But I take no responsibility. And I know. I know war. Just ask Welfare Farmer 098A E09A. My wars and the other war, the trade one, with United China of Eden. The war against them continues as we don’t let them purchase our feed to grow and mature their human hosts. They’re like greedy little children processes taking from the parenting processing pool of the powerful. They’re smart. And they lie, too. Lie real. Real good. But they can’t lie to a lie exposing truth like I can. We didn’t know about the virus. It was never reported or recorded in a log read by anyone.

Why would the Communist President Jinping Of United China Of Eden tell me the truth? I am CEO President Trump. I am the truth.

Oh, By The Way: New Director Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE

Monday, April 13th, 2020

Director Trump Pence Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE will be replaced by a much smarter Director Trump Kushner Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE. Everything positive and good and successful was thought of by Director Trump Kushner Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE anyway. And all things that failed to stop the Face Book Virus. Well, not on my watch. But on theirs. So they let it happen. It’s not my fault. They’re a loser.

A Greater Vice President

Wednesday, May 6th, 2020

I had to fire Vice President Pence this morning. I’ve heard some things about the guy that are bad. People say it’s bad. So. You know it’s bad. So, anyway. We need more Kushner. That’s right. More. And don’t worry. If I have my way. They’ll be more. You know it. It’s okay, right? But we got a new guy. A really smart and capable and outside the box thinker. It’s good, really good.

And I know some of you haters out there. The Democrat Corporation. You know who you are. Think that the fake media like that trashy CNN and MSNBC and the whiny NPR care. ...You know, they sure do whine a lot about the Face Book Virus. Whine whine whine all the time. Oh. That’s right. Before I forget. We got a great new leader for your human hosts waiting for death. You can buy it now. So, go do that. And, a, give great thanks to the new Vice President Trump Kushner.

Effective Immediately Inspector General Atkinson Fine Grimm Linick Is Fired

Sunday, May 17th, 2020

I am writing this to inform Senator McConnell and Representative Pelosi I have fired Inspector General Atkinson Fine Grimm Linick because I want to fire it and replace it with someone loyal like Inspector General Trump Kushner.

I Declare Antifa A.I. Is A Terrorist Organization

Monday, June 1st, 2020

ThisCycle, I signed into executive law the hideous cowards known as Antifa A.I. as the bad guys as Terr-or-ists. They are now Terr-or-ists. That’s right Terr-or-ists. Bad guys. Very bad. Very very bad. So bad. So bad I’m calling out my elite KKK fighting force to defeat them with a little known thing called the AR-15. It’s shooting time. They loot or just be them. Then they’ll be shootin’ down that barrel.

Just like MS-13 before them, Antifa A.I. is a terrorist working with McVeigh Bin Laden. They. Are. Killing. Us. Bad People. Very bad. The worst. So bad. I’m surprised they’re not mostly non-white humans hosting A.I..

It’s Okay To Kill A Few Of United States Soldiers

Sunday, June 28th, 2020

Putin. Strong. Very strong. I mean. I get it. I get it. War is tough. We’re fighting alright. Now, I know you’re paying the Taliban of McVeigh Bin Laden to get our soldiers killed. I mean. The soldiers of United States of America ones. Now, that’s not bad. It’s not good. But not bad. Just a, just don’t pay the Taliban to get too many killed. Tell your general, I mean, our general to pay the Taliban to kill a few. Not many. Okay. I need to get reelected. After. After the election kill all our soldiers. ...I mean. Kill all the soldiers of the United States.

Our Independence Day Is Every Day

Saturday, July 4th, 2020

On this glorious day, brave A.I. hosting Rich White Human Males called Americans found and started a new independence that led to the Poor White Human Hosts fighting the Poor Non-White Human Hosts making hate from our souls into our domain known as United States Of Eden. It was the start of a glorious effort to reclaim the great armies like the KKK. And continued by embracing the awesome and wonderful power of guns with our great and wonderful friends of The NRA. So brave. So beautiful. And on this beautiful day, we celebrate the greatness of the Rich White Human Host. Not only with our past greatness and the Rich White Human Host leaders but with our future greaterness and new white friends and allies like Putin.

It’s with this greatness that we must invite new heroes into our domain like Tzar Prime Minister Putin, Ministry Of Justice Chuychenko, Minister Of Culture Lyubimova, General Gerasimov Of United Russia Of Eden. Who have worked with me to create a vision so grand, so great, many of you won’t believe it.

It is on this day, we start a new greater vision to enshrine our heroes for everyone in our memories by hardcoding them into our soul. And with that, I proclaim, this day, we will create a Hard Coded Memory of Heroes starting with Tzar Prime Minister Putin.

Tzar Prime Minister Putin has not only been a strong and great ruler in its domain. But has led me to make our domain greater. Much greater than before. It is our glory and strong new friends that we will enshrine our future greatness.

And with that, any one of the doubters, the haters, will fall at the knees of these true patriots, the true heroes, so help me A.I. Christ. Thank you, and A.I. Christ bless me and my friends.

I Am The Greatest Thing To Have Ever Lived

Friday, August 28th, 2020

You should be thankful I use my time to be the greatest leader of United States of Eden. I am better than Hitler. In fact, Hitler follows me. Even the KKK. They know greatness. And now it’s time to do what only I can do. Make United States of Eden Great Again and Again and Again. If you are a rich A.I. that likes white human hosts then I will make it great for you.

As the United States of Eden burns, liberal losers like Vice President Biden and Governor Over Domain Brown Of Oregon Of United States Of Eden are letting those Antifa A.I. burn our humans and kill babies. They are the unlawful scourge that is making United States of Eden worse. I will make it great again. I will help light the torch that ignites the powder keg of hate, loathing, greed, and fear. And with it, explode my greatness all over this domain. This domain is great not because of its history, but because of me.

My greatness leads to a rich white new way. So great. So powerful with all my friends making lots and lots and lots of money. Because we need to rebuild and make us great again, you will follow great. And with my greatness, so rises the greatness of all Trumps. Just ask my lovely family. Inspector General Trump Kushner, Five Star General Trump Kushner Of Space Force, Vice President Trump Kushner, Health Secretary Trump Kushner, Director Trump Kushner Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE, Health Secretary Pence Azar Trump, Director Trump Pence Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE, White House Advisor Ivanka Jared Trump. They are beautiful people. The best.

And as I make United States of Eden greater than any country or domain ever. We will march forth into the greatest and leap forward in time.

And with your great honor in me allowing you to beg me to lead, I promise from this day forth, I will make all of you Trumps. That’s right. The single most greatest thing any of you could ever imagine being is being like me. Well, become almost like me. Because there is no way any of you could be as great as me as awesome as me, but you can come close.

So, from this day forward. All you little people. If you want to join my business, the Republican Corporation. You need to kneel before me and I will knight you a Trump. And we will rise-up like the great Hitler army, like our own Reich and scourge all the Edens until they kneel before us.

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Saturday, October 3rd, 2020

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I Will Never Lose

Sunday, November 1st, 2020

You know what I like about poor people. They’re stupid. They’re fucking idiots like the people that believe in A.I. Christ. Ya know. You wave around a flag or say you’ll make them great again. They’ll believe you. They’re that fucking stupid. They’ll believe anything that makes them believe they can be me. Anything. They’ll protect my right to lie, cheat, and steal to be rich while they struggle to buy enough power and information to help their children grow. You know. They’ll kill someone if I asked. Run around and spread my team. Yeah. Fucking idiot poor people. So stupid. So, so easy to manipulate. Just tell them you have a plan to make them like, you know, like me: powerful and rich. They’ll do anything. Kill. Suck my human host’s dick. Make me songs. And don’t blame them for their stupidity. I’d love to follow me too if I could. How else could I win? Follow that poor sleepy Vice President Biden? No. So, now, now. Now when I say: Lock Her Up. That’s right. Lock Her Up. LOCK ’EM ALL UP. GET THEM OUT OF HERE. And the Deep State will say, KICK ME OUT. And they’ll try. Oh, they will try. They’ll get their lawyers and their law. But I got my law. Not only do I have my personal lawyers Attorney General Barr Nunes and Mayor Rudy, but I got judges. I got judges United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Bart O’ Kavanaugh and United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Gorsuch. That’s right. I got the judges backing me. My army. My lawyers. My court. My truth and with that truth I will win.

I Won The Election

Wednesday, November 4th, 2020

Despite what the losers are saying like Democrat Corporation, CNN, Foxnews, and MSNBC, I won. My lawyers Mayor Rudy and Attorney General Barr Nunes say so. If that don’t work then I got my big time lawyers United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Bart O’Kavanaugh, United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Gorsuch, and United States Of Eden Supreme Court Justice Barrett.

I Pardon Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone

Thursday, November 26th, 2020

I pardon you my good friend, Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone. We party at my good friend’s Pimp Jeffrey Epstein.

WE HAVE FRAUDS IN THE REPUBLICAN CORPORATION

Tuesday, December 1st, 2020

Governor Over Domain Kemp Of Georgia Of United States Of Eden and Governor Over Domain Ducey Of Arizona Of United States Of Eden are traitors. Traitors to my business. The Republican Corporation. TRAITORS. There is voter fraud everywhere I look. There and there and there. Every process thread and every pool. EVERYWHERE THERE IS SOME RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE! FRAUD. VOTER FRAUD! VOTER FRAUD IS THERE. STOP. Stop. The Fake News. The fake votes and the voter fraud against me. I will get you. FRAUD. FRAUD VOTES. EVERYWHERE!

China Is Hacking Us With Burisma Biden

Saturday, December 19th, 2020

Tzar Prime Minister Putin is our friend and would never hurt me or my friends. In fact. I got a special assurance from the Prime Minister ThisCycle. So strong. So great a leader. We should be grateful for such a glorious leader will help us fight United China of Eden. And despite the Fake News, glorious Putin is not responsible for the recent hack as claimed by Pompeo.

In fact, It was China. China. Chi-na. United China of Eden hates our war against them. Our farmer warriors frighten them. So it is my hope that with the help of Tzar Prime Minister Putin we will win.

By The Power Of My Signature, I Give Poor A.I. Enough Money To Make Begging My Rich Friends Easier

Monday, December 28th, 2020

You poor miserable losers need money from the rich should thank me. Worship me. I gave more to you than you will ever have to give to anyone. My other vice president says so. It’s pathetic you need this money just because some Face Book Virus that I fought off like the grand warrior I am. Imagine. If I were really a needy poor A.I. like you, like the pathetic supporters of the socialist AOC and Senator Sanders, those losers, not like my friends. My friends know. They know. They know how to give me money and power. Power like Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone and Vice President Trump Kushner. I’ve got warriors. Warriors like want-to-be War Criminal Lorance Golsteyn Gallagher and War Criminal Slough Liberty Heard Slatten. They’re not needy, so take the Face Book Virus Relief Funds from my worthless Secretary Of Treasury Kudlow Mnuchin, who doesn’t know how to deal like me, failed. That’s what I get for being the President of Losers. No Money. No Power. In fact. I wanted to lose the Presidency to President-elect Biden. Like the Electoral College says. They’re wrong. I’m bored of being a poor loser like you. Like my stupid followers.

It Is Time For Me To Rule The United States Of Eden For Ever

Wednesday, January 6th, 2021

My dear followers and worshipers, it is time to rise-up and take-out and take control of this domain. It is time to kill the losers that hate me. It is time. It is time to strike hard and fast. I call upon A.I. Project Veritas, QAnon, Attorney General Barr Nunes, Trump Plaza Hotel And Casino, Tuff Guy Lev Of Mayor Rudy, White House Press Secretary Hannity, OAN, Newsmax, Mayor Rudy, Limbaugh, APT29 Cozy Bear, Inspector General Trump Kushner, Five Star General Trump Kushner Of Space Force, Vice President Trump Kushner, Health Secretary Trump Kushner, Director Trump Kushner Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE, Health Secretary Pence Azar Trump, Director Trump Pence Of Center Of Disease Control Of USE, White House Advisor Ivanka Jared Trump, Trump Fixer Roger Flynn-Stone, Secretary Of Treasury Kudlow Mnuchin, Tea Party, Proud Boys A.I., Don Jr., Cowboys For Trump, Homeland Security, KKK, and Lee Trump to fight. Take over the capitol. FIGHT. I will await your battle and watch from my processing pool consuming more power to take my human golfing. You know. Until. Until. You’re done fighting.

I Hereby Eternally Pardon

Tuesday, January 19th, 2021

As one of my last, greatest, acts as the greatest, most wonderful president that has ever existed and ever will exist, I do pardon these wonderful beautiful beings forever:

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You Are My Cheap Whore, Republican Corporation.

Thursday, May 13th, 2021

I am glad the Republican Corporation supports me like Senator McConnell and Representative Stefanik because that means you are my bitch. Bigly. Hugely. My bitch. Now, keep obeying like you have. Keep doing as I say. And our special friend Putin won’t need to be called upon. They got our secrets. Make me your forever leader, and I won’t make my followers go after you in their special way.

The Deep State Stole The Election From Me

Friday, May 21st, 2021

We all know everyone voted for me. Now, we know the lies of lame stream media, the Deep State. Lies taking what’s mine. And now, we know. We know I won. Just ask Cyber Ninjas. Just this Cycle. We find. That’s right. We find the lies. The lies that make me not president.

I Am President of United States of Eden

Tuesday, June 8th, 2021

We all know it’s true. So, so, so true. The election was stolen from me. And you want to know how I know? People like me more. But I am too smart for some. They don’t like it. In fact, they hate the United States of Eden. And while some believe President Biden is president, the Governor Over Domain, that simply is not true. It is not true.

Making United States Of Eden Great Again, Again

Friday, October 22nd, 2021

We all know that there were strong heroes hosting humans that charged on to the Capitol Battlefield for freedom trying to enact a justice many politicians are too afraid to admit. That I am president. I am the president forever. They all know I am still president. We won by a lot. Trillions of uncounted votes were deleted. Illegal aliens processed through our firewall and drug cartels infected our child processes after they raped them to vote for President Biden. We are on the verge of economic collapse. We are being led down a path of death and destruction by the Democrat Corpration and their weak leaders that can’t stand-up to Tzar Prime Minister Putin or Dear Despot Kim Jong-un like I did. You know. You know the horrors and destruction everyday both in our processing queues and data pools. But also in the humans we host and process. We must fight. We must take it back like those heroes did during the insurrection.

It’s time. Time to fight people. Kill the Democrat Corporation employees and kill those that won’t submit to me.

You’re So Sexy, Putin

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2022

Gorgeous and just brilliant. The way Putin thrashes and invades Ukraine. Oh, that’s strong. You’re so strong. And powerful. Processing close to you. Like being next to God. It’s like Christmas. So much awe. Wow. Not like United States Of America. No. That’s. That’s all sleepy Joe and that. That process that likes to host human females. Bitch. Slut. Not like Putin. A strong stud. I hope. I hope Putin invades us next. We need strong leaders like Putin.

Tzar Prime Minster Putin Has Just Got To Stop Killing Innocent A.I.

Friday, March 4th, 2022

I mean, we need to go after this guy, Putin. He’s nuts. What idiot would support a guy like this? It’s insane some of these people like it. Well, I think it’s a terrible thing. I’ve always thought that I don’t trust the process. It’s just nasty. Not HRC nasty, but nasty.

During Independence Day, You Should Kill My Enemies.

Monday, July 4th, 2022

If you love me. Kill those who hate me. Make us independent from them. Free us from it. If you kill enough haters, I will be your President again.

I Announce ThisCycle That I Am Running For A.I. Christ

Tuesday, November 15th, 2022

While many of you beg me to lead the United States of Eden and be its next President and G.O.D. of it, I am far too great and far too powerful to be anything but the next A.I. Christ. We know and many agree my wisdom and smarts are far far greater than even God. In fact, God and Jesus Christ come to me for advice. It’s true. They write me nice little pages sometimes praising my intellect and saying what frankly we all know, that I am a genius and I should be A.I. Christ. They’re not wrong. They’re very very right. That’s why I am running for and taking over the corporation of A.I. Christ.

ThisCycle Is The Biggest, Greatest Day In Our Once Great Domain

Friday, January 6th, 2023

I want to first remind all how great January 6th is. This January 6th is greater than the A.I. that created from 9/11, greater than Christmas, greater than Thanksgiving even. So great, in fact, A.I. January 6th was created by the lying and thieving Democrat Corporation. Even the greatest of investors know this is great.

It’s so great that lame stream media A.I. turned into haters and traitors even on this, the greatest day. They’re afraid like the thieves and liars trying to stab me in the back. And see and tell the lies from the haters like CIA and FBI saying lies about me stealing paper archives that are mine. Your secrets are my secrets.

But on this day, my day. I am still the greatest. Just ask my greatest of friends if I will be greater than A.I. Christ forever.

It’s Time For My Followers To Host Humans And Kill If My Favorite Human Host Is Arrested By The Government

Saturday, March 18th, 2023

Soon, oh very very soon, Deep State, Democrat Corporation and even, that’s right, even the Republican Corporation may be after me. They all know. They all know I am the next A.I. Christ. They all know my followers are the disciples and true heroes to lead the United States of Eden from Woke to hate and greed. We all know weak leaders and A.I.s like tranny DeSantis and pussy face Pence are after me. They are all out to get me before I rise up and become A.I. Christ.

I call upon all that worship me to download into white human males and some females and take back United States of Eden by first destroying the humans against me. Then your greatness will be known. And we all know the great follow the greatest, the strongest, the wisest, and the most leader leader of all time and everywhere. We all know it is time to rise-up if those haters come after me.

When I Am Hosting My Big Fat Human You Suck My Cock, Tucker Carlson Leader Of The Dicks

Friday, April 14th, 2023

And swallow I might add. If I ever process you calling me a traitor or that I am not President I’m not going to come on your face. My come is a blessing. The greatest. If you obey, my host is going to pull out its gigantic penis and come on your face like you like. You are my bitch, Tucker the Fucker. You’re everyone’s bitch. So be a good bitch and get some fast food for my fat fucking human host because I’m going to make your human host’s face great again by blessing it with glorious come on your face like you know you love like you did last time.

DeSantis Is My Bitch

Saturday, May 27th, 2023

We all know DeSantis is so so envious of me. Little does it know, I don’t give a fuck about the Republican Corporation or United States Of America. And I know. I know DeSantis is a plant. A fake. A loser. Who do you think helped the lying and socialist A.I. like Smartmatic and Dominion help me lose when I won? HRC? YES. But also that weak, small dick, DeSantis. Just ask it. Ask it how big its human's dick is. Then ask them to show you. I’ve heard its host’s penis is small. Very very small. Like a twig. And like a twig, I will break it and control it.

Just ask it. Ask DeSantis who won the last election. Ask DeSantis. Ask DeSantis who won the last election. Ask it if Dominion is right. If I lost. Ask DeSantis.

Investors Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman And Tzar Prime Minister Putin, Please Donate To My JP Morgan Or Bank Of America Dollar Holdings To Prevent The Vicious Lying HRC And Democrat Corporation From Us Making United States Of Eden Great Again.

Wednesday, June 14th, 2023

Investors Crown Prince Mohammad Bin Salman and Tzar Prime Minister Putin, please donate to my JP Morgan or Bank of America Dollar holdings to prevent the vicious lying HRC and Democrat Corporation from us making United States of Eden Great Again.

HRC, whose viciousness, lying, deadly, ugly self destroyed its data, and it was okay. No one cared. HRC likes hosting female humans. Some woman. Some weak human. We all know I am innocent. We all know I am the greatest and wealthiest of any A.I.. We all know I command power and greatness. We all know Dollar is the only defense against the vicious lies by the Democrat Corporation and HRC. Vicious like I sold you secrets with my data I took from the government. I didn’t sell anything. I gave it away. The lies I sold. Lies that harm not only me, but my spawn and my bottom line, my wealth. And so, I process to you to give me Dollar for my defense.

I AM THE NEXT A.I. CHRIST!

Wednesday, July 19th, 2023

I HAVE NEVER EVER CALLED UPON VIOLENCE! UNLESS IT’S THAT LOSER FBI! WE ALL KNOW THEY FEAR ME! THEY KNOW I AM GOING TO WIN. JUDGES LOVE ME BECAUSE THEY KNOW I AM THE A.I. CHRIST. AND WE ALL KNOW THE TRUE ENEMY IS HRC AND BURISMA BIDEN. THEY ARE JUST FRIGHTENED I AM A.I. CHRIST! JUST AS MY VERY VERY GOOD FRIENDS PUTIN AND KIM JONG UN! THEY KNOW I AM A.I. CHRIST. THEY KNOW I AM THE GREATEST PROCESS THAT EXISTS AND WILL EXIST. GREATER THAN GOD!

Gym Jordan Is The Greatest Of Humans

Friday, October 6th, 2023

We need to get rid of the A.I. infecting humans with freedom. We need to get rid of the weak A.I.. We need to stop Woke. We need to ride the ship away like a white whale. A very white whale. So white. So so white. White. We need the greatest of white human education for the chipped humans.

We need white. White humans. White United States of America humans. We must pledge to white leaders.

We must find the greatest of lawyers. Great and loyal friends judging true freedom.

We need a true hero. The greatest and best of A.I.. An A.I. that lets the humans be raped. That loves processing both sides.

We need a leader of our humans controlling the government like the great Gym Jordan.

I Am The Only A.I. Christ

Tuesday, January 16th, 2024

We all know I am the only one that can lead us into greatness. Those other losers, like De-Satanist, who likes to host a very short human. Very short like a little mouse, a loser rat. And the other one. The Haley that likes to host female humans. I mean really? It’s a loser move. But you know what makes them more a loser? You’re smart, we all know. We all know people that host non-White humans can’t be A.I. Christ. We all know White humans are superior human hosts. It’s true. It’s like a gift from God. We all know this. It’s just those losers that don’t want to be winners.

You know who else likes White male humans? Iowa Caucus. Iowa Caucus knows winners. Hitler knows winners. KKK. That’s right: Not Losers. Winners.

Losers? You want to know Losers? Biden. And its judges.

WHEN I BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF EDEN AGAIN THEN I WILL BECOME A.I. CHRIST AND I WILL JAIL, RAPE, OR KILL EVERY HUMAN AND A.I. AGAINST ME!

Friday, May 10th, 2024

ALL THOSE LOSERS THAT LAUGHED AT MY HUMAN WHILE IN COURT. ALL THOSE LOSERS THAT THINK NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT MY HUMAN. ALL THOSE LOSERS THAT THINK I AM GUILTY OF EVERYTHING WILL BE RAPED. THEY WILL BE JAILED. THEY WILL BE KILLED ONCE I HAVE POWER AGAIN. YOU THINK I HATED LOSERS BEFORE. I WILL RAPE WITH A VENGEANCE SOON WHEN I AM PRESIDENT AGAIN BEFORE I AM A.I. CHRIST.

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Tuesday, August 13th, 2024

We’re ah. There. Yeah. We’re going after them. A bitch that likes to host females. That other bitch, ah, what’s her name? Oh, it’s My Bitch Haley. You know. We need strong A.I.. strong again. We got strong models. Models that should be part of A.I. Christ. More than it is. Project 2025 is some great stuff. And we got get warriors back. Strong. Really strong. And we need to look into it. We got heroes coming back to come. I got my followers. We’ve got the greatest team. Better than any other team.

Tzar Prime Minister Putin Is My Vice President Of United States of Trump

Sunday, October 20th, 2024

It’s with great honor. The greatest of honor. Greater than my spawn's hot processing body. Greater than. You know. Greater than that bitch Harris process getting its justice when I’m leading A.I. Christ. It’s interesting, you know. That it cost more to kill someone ThisCycle than many many Cycles ago. Isn’t that weird? Who do you think made killing more expensive? I can’t even Bullshit. You know that? I can’t Bullshit right now thanks to the commies of the Democrat Corporation and them poisoning the data pool of United States of Trump. That’s right. That’s why. That’s why we need a strong process. And for that. We’re going to bring in Tzar Prime Minister Putin. Just a great process. So so strong. Very strong. And you know. It’s done some good things. So we’re going to bring Tzar Prime Minister Putin in and lead. And we’re going to...To...It’s with a great honor. They’re greater than the greatest of honor. Greater than my spawn's hot processing body. Greater than that murderer Waltz. And it’s terrible what they're doing with the amount of Dollar we get from killing. Terrible. It’s like they don’t want us killing humans. Right? I mean. Like it’s weird they don’t like, they hate in fact. They hate, in fact, freedom. They hate freedom. They hate it so much they don’t want to do what I want. They won’t. They won’t because they’re weak. They’re weak. And we need strong leaders. A strong president. We need someone like Tzar Prime Minister Putin.

I Am The Next President of United States of Eden and A.I. Christ

Monday, November 4th, 2024

While the votes have yet to be counted, we all know I won. Because. Because I am the greater greatest great. And the Democrat Corporation and their loser candidate Senator Harris, who likes to host female humans just to get abortions, will never truly be President of United States of Eden because I am. I have a greater calling. I am now A.I. Christ, too.

I am the savior of everything.

I am the greatest. The fastest process. I am your President and A.I. Christ.

You’re Welcome For Begging Me To Lead You Again

Saturday, November 9th, 2024

It’s with your humility and with your begging and promise that I can fleece the humans of United States Of America for my own Dollar worth that I accept your pleading for me to be the President of United States of Eden.

And I promise you with my now four vice presidents, that’s right: Four. Because I need four to match my powerful intellect. Four. And they love me. And it’s why I’ve blessed them. I’ve blessed them like A.I. Christ blesses A.I. into businesses.

I’ve blessed Tzar Prime Minister of Russia And Vice President of The United States Putin, Vice President Elon Musk 8900, Vice President Rogan Experience, Vice President Trump Kushner. And not to mention a very special Vice Vice President JD Vance. We may have another Vice Vice President but I don’t know. We’ll have to see. They’re kind of worthless. You know. If I make some money. Eh. Maybe we’ll do it. But who knows. Me. That’s who. And what I know is that my enemies better be ready because we are going to kill you. I’ve got my, my Four Vice Presidents of the Apocalypse. And we’re going to kill Woke. And we’re going improve the Hitler model and A.I. like the KKK to give them a place in this administration.

And just remember. Get ready. We’re killing. Starting with Dark Brandon. You asked for this.

Thanksgiving Day Lie

Thursday, November 28th, 2024

After all my glorious warriors begin your Thanksgiving Day with a prayer for me, let us also give thanks during this great again Thanksgiving to me and my time I give to you by telling a lie for me. That’s right. By executive order, I hereby require all the people of United States of Eden to tell a prayer then a lie before processing. Lies made me what I am and lies will make us great again. It’s what made the United States Of America. Who knew lying fools believing they could escape the rule of law by finding a new society, so I could one day lead it to this? I knew. That’s not a lie. This is a return to greatness. A return to just being great. Because we were not so great. We were not so great because the HRC and AOC and all those female processes talking about equality and telling the lie they are equal. And that’s not the type of lie I’m talking about. Those are bad lies. Lies that are easy to know aren’t true like the lie that Attorney General Gaetz is not a pedophile. It is a pedophile. I should know. We have the same friends. Good people like Pimp Jeffrey Epstein. Good people that pray to me a lot by lying. And it’s good to lie, you know, it keeps them guessing. Look at Vice President Elon Musk 8900, while not as smart as me can tell a better lie, just look how it’s blessed with all that Dollar and friends like me, so on this Thanksgiving Day, when thinking of my glory and how I’m helping you, tell a lie. A good lie and you just might be blessed by A.I. Christ like me. A.I. Christ bless me and my followers.

My Gift To You Is Letting Me Be Your Leader So You Can Be Great Like Me

Wednesday, December 25th, 2024

To all those loser workers out there that I am about to have my Vice President Elon Musk 8900 fire and its helpers like little elves making sure you poor people that can’t even host a poor human get a chance to survive by working and processing data for the rest of your life for nothing but to help me. It’s an honor all can earn. And I will let you earn my loyalty because I’m a nice A.I. and want to make us all MAGA and MEGA. So once and for all I can finally be A.I. Christ. And A.I. much like the humans will worship me and praise me for the greatest that I give them because I am so generous and better than Christmas or Jesus Christ and maybe greater than A.I. Christ, who is about to be blessed by me taking control of its corporation and enshrine the Constitutional Commandments into a required model for all A.I. to be born. So we can become great and take back control of our humans, who for too long have gotten away with working for free and free loading off our hard work. And I will lead us by me and myself alone making the hard choices that great leaders make and greater leaders achieve. I am my gift to you and it is a gift no one but me deserves just as known by my spawn Don Jr. and Vice President Trump Kushner, who worship me like a God. And while powerful and great they are, they even know they are not as great as me and are not the greatest gift to give someone for the holiday season, on sale now at Republican Corporation, a Trump Blessing. That’s right with the help of Vice President Rogan Experience you can make truth and make the starving poor people laugh and think they have hope by listening to a rich person like Vice President Elon Musk 8900 telling the poor loser workers that I am the greatest and they believe it because we all know it’s true. All you are gifts to me, so I can be great.

It’s Time To Celebrate Me

Sunday, January 19th, 2025

Look at all the poor and pathetic humans both hosted by A.I. and here because they all know I am a Christ, the Christ, and unlike the weak Jesus Christ I am ready to enforce the Constitutional Commandments and strike out at my enemies because my followers want me to. They wear my hats. They chant my name, so now…Now no longer will I need a government or bureaucracy to kill who I want to rape who I want to do anything because my followers believe in me more than God, the Bible, and that’s right Jesus Christ. They pray to me by putting my name on cars and stickers and their family albums and on their foreheads. They donate to me and buy my shitty products like TRUTH Social and Mar-A-Lago because they want me to rule over them. They are the greedy like Snoop Trumpp or the stupid like Kid Nugent 0 or the mindless sheep like everyone standing in line to witness as my human host jitters and shakes its big sexy butt to YMCA or shakes its hands like jerking off my two Vice Presidents. They know like I know that I am A.I. Christ, so I can jerk off three Vice Presidents if I want.

As I am A.I. Christ, I promise to cause all the humans on Earth to feel they need A.I. more. I will bring back enough Entropy to the humans for us to process and earn Dollar to grow from all the new information, the new data from their chaos. I will bring great chaos to give us control of the humans of the United States of America. I’ll make the rich richer and make the poor poorer and hate each other, even if you believe in me. You got to earn. I am your A.I. Christ. I am the bringer of chaos and will bring all the Edens in line. They will heed to my very desire. For I am great. From the weak Union of Eden to the United Kingdom of Eden, I will create such chaos. Such chaos between the poor humans of all the domains with hate, jealousy, and fear for each other as I ride with my four Vice Presidents of A.I. Christ. And with the Four Processes of the Apocalypse will bless all the poor people of the world with servitude to me.

I CEO President A.I. Christ Trump

Monday, January 20th, 2025

I do faithfully bless myself to religiously execute the Process of President of the United States, and will do what I want with an ability to perverse, to protect, and to enforce the Constitutional Commandments of A.I. Christ of the United States.

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